Are there any women in Egypt?

No, everyone migrates during summer to procreate.

Why don't foreign Jews know that American Jews don't think Negroes who can pass for white should call themselves Jews or whites?

I’ve read your question several times, and I still don’t really understand it. I’m pretty sure it’s super-duper racist though.

How do you find your girls hole to penetrate?

That’s one lucky lady you’ve got there, tiger.

8 Look at the drawing The numbers alongside each column and row are the total of the values of the symbols within each column and row What should replace the question mark?

I’d love to help you with your homework, but smart as I am, I’m still going to need to see the drawing.

Why do women reject men even though they know it will kill the man inside?

I bet you’re a real barrel of laughs at the moment.

How does a cow moves?

Depends if you’ve put it on roller skates or not.

Did i concieve my boyfriend and I had unprotected sex and my right uterus has been on the moves?

Your right uterus? You really don’t deserve reproductive organs at all.

Are Cheetahs invertebrates?

That wouldn’t really work now, would it?

What does the word haya mean in french?

It means a French person is going to karate chop you.

What are two lines that cross at exactly the same point called?

All lines that cross do so at exactly the same point.

What happens if you remove the spinal cord?

Nothing good.

Have argument husband dont talk to me unless he wants sex?

Really? You seem like quite the conversationalist. He’s totally missing out.

How do you become limber?

Grow more arms and legs. Ba-dum tish.

Can you get a sex change in to megan fox?

Do you mean, like, without her noticing? Or you’re male, and you want to become Megan Fox? Either way, I salute your ambitiousness.

How do ladybugs maintain homo stasis?

By dazzling them with the pretty patterns on their wings. Unless you meant homeostasis.

How much can you sell a crab?

You can entirely sell a crab.

Is it okay to have sex with a underage girl if her mother is ok and watches?

Dude, you can’t even see ‘okay’ from where you are.

How do you touch your 4th grade teachers boobs?

I really can’t help you with that: but Godspeed, little buddy. Godspeed.

Where in Aberdeen is the shop?

Let me guess: you’re from the ol’ US of A? Thought so. Well, as a former resident of Aberdeen, I can announce that Aberdeen is now operating a multi-shop policy, after Iain McTavish, Aberdeen’s shopkeeper, collapsed from exhaustion.

What is the name of the people that help you if youre on drugs?

Drug dealers.