Very sticky-back plastic...

How do i know i'm touching my cervix?

The other passengers are looking at you funny.

What are the advantages of eating junk food?

Maybe it's just me, but I like this fat fuck’s can-do attitude.

Can a woman get pregnant after the third day of having sex?

I wouldn’t know, I’m always done in ten minutes.

How old do you have to be to join the military in Niger?

Of all the hare-brained schemes hatched on Wikianswers, this is probably the most retarded.

How 2 make a vagina at home?

Oh dear God, no.

'what do I do when I get to the frogs?

You’ll know when you get there. You’ll just know.

What are the advantages of travelling?

You’re in a different place than you were before the travelling. See also ‘disadvantages of travelling’.

List examples of real life psychoanalysis?

Sadly enough, the submitter of this question had placed it in the algebra section.

Who is the Gospel of Luke written to?

Unsurprisingly, it’s in the very first sentence of the Gospel of Luke, you lazy twat.

What is the average pay for a elemetry school teacher in california with a masters?

You’ve got a what now? Seriously?

When a guys says he kinda loves you?

He doesn’t.

How many calories should a 16 year old girl who weighs 220 lbs and excersizes half an hour a day eat a day?

A shitload less than she has been.

What is in north hemisphere?

Bit of a broad question, that. Try again.

Is europe located in the north pole?

Right, I think there’s a bit of a misunderstanding going on here, but have another go.

Wich hemisphere incudes the North pole and and the?

Okay, you lost focus towards the end of the question. Don’t worry, it’s easily done. You’re getting close, I can feel it. Here we go.

Is europe in the same hemisphere as the north pole?

Eureka! That’s a proper question. Okay, first: buy a fucking map. Second, since you’ve taken four attempts to ask a pig-shit ignorant question: don’t eat the map.