How can you use deferment in a sentence?
I’ll tell you later.
What shape has 6 sides and 6 angels?
The Holy Hexagon of Dornoch.
Can you jizz in space?
Not if you want to remain on speaking terms with the other astronauts.
In spanish estar and ser both mean to be but one means location and condition and the other is for inherit characteristis in french etre means to be but what would be the french word for temp stuff?
Firstly, if I’ve understood your question correctly, être as well. Secondly, perhaps it might be better to focus on language number one before branching out.
Can you add a prefix to the word migrant?
I can add fucking dozens. Cryptomigrant, astromigrant, paleomigrant ... see, it’s fun. You try.
What is nineteen thousand?
OVER 9000!!!
Would a sheep die if its wool is not shaved and left to grow?
Oh, come on. Where do you think clouds come from?
What is your challenges in interpersonal communication?
Not half as much as yours.
Where can you find Eye of the tiger sheet music for the clarinet?
Um, dunno. Maybe alongside other more traditional contraceptives.
How would you know if a Girl gets to Horny?
She grows a scorpion tail and tries to snap off your winky.
What is quantam mechanics?
I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.
You are looking for a song to tell a girl that you got eyes only for her?
‘I Only Have Eyes For You’, maybe?
What is the elivatore code for bioshock?
Firstly, learn to spell. Secondly, in my day, when we were stuck in a computer game, we didn’t run off to the internet to whine, ‘I can’t kill the blue Galaxian that’s three in from the right and one row up’. No, we kept mashing that return key until either all the Galaxians were dead, or we ran out of lives. And do you know what happened when they were all dead? Were we rewarded with a flashy cut scene, or an unlocked new weapon? No. Just a visually identical, but tactically improved set of Galaxians. It was like being spat on after coming home from ‘Nam. Although getting spat on after fighting in Vietnam was, admittedly, probably worse. But after spending all afternoon wrestling with this Sisyphean task, all that there’d be waiting for us was Findus Crispy Pancakes for dinner and Terry and fucking June on the telly. You know what? Fuck the eighties and fuck your computer game so-called problem. Bioshock is awesome though. Wait, what were we talking about?
What were JFK's obstacles?
Winning an election against a more experienced opponent, pushing through civil rights legislation when a large proportion of the population were massively opposed to the measures, and the crazed gunman shooting bullets at his head. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
Sunday, 7 February 2010
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