Brat Pack vs. Velociraptor

How are hot and cold deserts different?

I'm not sure if you mean deserts or desserts: either way, the issue is mainly one of temperature.

Can you put bleach in dog water to fight bacteria?

I don't know, why don't you check?

How can you talk to a parrot?

Just build up your courage, and remember to be yourself.

What is the name of a 1980s movie that isnt animated with mini dinosaurs?

Tricky one, maybe 'St. Elmo's Fire'. Would've been better with animated mini-dinosaurs though.

How do you take care of guinea piggies?

Woo wov dem wery much.

How many testicles are used?

4.3 billion of them, if you mean human ones. Please don't make me count again.

Why corbin has not sending any lettersback to me I am though writing Lettres to you corbin.you need to call me corbin because Iam your match If you like it or not.?

Lucky Corbin.

When pyramid of light is on the field and there are two Andro Sphinxes when pyramid of light dies do they both die?

I know that this is probably concerning some computer game, or a Magic: The Gathering style card game: but I like to imagine that this a real problem some kid faces on his lawn every night after his parents have gone to sleep.

When will the american legion open its doors to all veterans you were in the service from oct through apri of 519 but cannot join but yet they let others jointhat have never served but are children?

Probably because you're a millenium-and-a-half years old, and look quite scary.

This is a huge body of water and is it called ocaen?

Timmy emerged from the cave where he'd been imprisoned his entire life. He shielded his eyes from the bright, unknown light from above. Unfortunately, all the police and social workers were too busy talking to the press, so they left Timmy with a laptop and told him to figure out the world for himself.

What is the gayest race in the world?

Men's 1500m cock-sucking relay.

Could you play sport on pluto?

Let's find out! You fire up the rocket engines, I'll fetch the swingball...

When was the berlin wall re-opened?

I think it's been fairly open since it was forcibly opened in 1989.

How do you Resolve miscommunication with customer?

Just call them a fuckwit. From experience, they tend to understand that communication only too well.

How do bunnies communicate with eachother?

Solely through the medium of 'Bright Eyes' by Art Garfunkel.

Why are 70 percent of the hotels and motels in the US mow owned by Middle Easterners and are they housing terrorists and illegals aliens?

Because your relentless onanism is making Jesus angry.

How many square feet equals one square?

I'm sorry, this question is totally blowing my mind.

What could cause a knot on left side of your neck?

Hanging.

Why don't Australia have the death penalty?

I'll make a deal with you: you learn to conjugate verbs, and I'll let you have the death penalty. Deal? I thought not.

Will a felony show up on a criminal history check?

I certainly hope so, or else there's not much point in having them at all.