How do you convert grams to millimeters?
Stretch them out until they're long and thin.
What is money used for in Germany?
Bratwurst and lederhosen.
Where is the geezer pyramid located?
Daaan the ol' Thebes road, in the Valley of the Pearly Kings, innit?
How do you write a sentence with the word buffoon in it?
Lord, deliver me from temptation...
What are your legal rights electric power is over chargeing you?
Forget the lawyer, just stop licking the socket.
Is there a chance that your baby's hair can be the same color as your dyed hair?
If you mean 'Can a baby inherit its mother's dyed hair colour?', please hand in your DNA, you don't deserve it.
What is the capital Hounduras?
It's the settlement in a country that houses the government offices, and don't call me Hounduras. © L. Nielsen.
What is the location of russia?
Just north of Uzbekistan. I bet I can guess what your next question is...
Which team of american astronauts first met and connected with a spacecraft?
What kind of astronaut doesn't meet and connect with a spacecraft? Shit astronauts, that's what kind.
How is it possible for a forty year old man to be born in Nineteen Twenty-Three?
Holy crap, it's 1963! Someone warn JFK!
How do you measure a volume amount of soda in one can?
It says it on the side of the can, dumbass.
How does the mind works?
In the case of my brain, billions of neurons dynamically form connections to memorise information, deal with complex concepts, and respond to a wide variety of stimuli. In the case of yours, a bit like an Etch-a-Sketch with a sticky vertical knob.
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