George how did your son die?
This one was put in the categories George Washington and George Harrison. So I reckon he thinks George Harrison is George Washington’s son. Which means he thinks that he passed on his forename rather than his surname, which is backed up by him posting, ‘Who was Thomas Jefferson's dad?’ in the Thomas Edison section. Also, he appears to believe he is actually asking George Washington. Sometimes stupidity is like the layers of an onion.
How can you become friends with the bitches at your school?
Might want to subtly re-jig your attitude there, sport.
How long should someone wait to use an opiate after coming off a methadone dose of 110 mg?
Sorta missing the point of methadone there.
Can you marry a potato or is that just a myth?
That is neither true nor a myth.
Your computer says internet explorer has stopped working whot does it mean?
Back in the day, error messages used to be so impenetrable as to be near-useless to mere mortals: today someone needs this explaining.
How did obama become a senator?
In a military coup. How do you think?
What are some unknown facts about hitler?
I had one, but as soon as I realised it, it became a known fact. Sorry.
Why a student should not laugh at another student mock them from being smart?
Please tell me you’re the smart one.
They are charging the customer the same price for a 16 lb. bag that was 18 lbs. about a month ago. Why are they offering a 16 lb bag instead of 18 lbs and charging the same price?
To make more money out of you. What the fuck do you need 18 pounds of every month, anyway?
What is a solid figure with one pyramid?
A pyramid.
Why is pi used in the volume formula for a sphere?
Because they tried using other numbers, and their balls went all wrong.
Who wrote the quote when life gives you 100 reasons to cry show life you have 1000 reasons to smile?
No idea, but they sound like an intolerable shit-weasel.
Is fifteen months more than one half?
No, it’s at least 3.2 joules per furlong squared less than a half, unless you’ve filled nine of the months with kittens and loathing.
What was jane austens favourite colour?
The shimmering black glow of blood trailing down alabaster skin in the moonlight. Or pink. Probably pink.
Can a baby be deydrated when he eats normal?
Your baby is going to need liquids as well. I know, I know, the responsibilities of parenthood never end.
Name the country that speak French?
Wow.
How can you remove a baby from your stomach?
Just do whatever you did to get a baby in to your stomach backwards.
