Your Mum

How would you find the mass for a metal cube?

I'd weigh it.

What does it mean if a woman wears a black bra?

She's got boobs. Awesome.

What causes severe cramps blackouts and cold sweat and a low temp?

I don't know. Do you know why? Because I'm not a doctor. Ask a doctor.

What caused slaves to become entrenched?

Trenches.

Does it hurt having your baby alot?

Yes, it stings like hell. Try having your baby a little.

What is the nucleic acid directly associated with cell division?

I'm sorry, that's a sensible question. Fuck off, we're busy.

When do you use onomatopoeia?

When I shoot you in the head. BANG!

Pills you can take to make your butt grow?

No idea, but there are a couple of cakes I can recommend.

When can you see the moon tomorow?

Nighttime.

Who you are sittin next to?

Your mum. I won't tell you what she's doing.

Who is a person that has disease and doesn't know it?

Your mum. I won't tell you which disease, but in a few days she'll have skin lesions, and she's going to be bat-shit crazy in about three years.

How Do You InhaleAnd Exhale?

I can't help but think that this person is urgently in need of a quick answer. I'm not going to give it to him, in the name of Charles Robert Darwin.

Quelle animaux est dans un lac?

Mon sac des chiots.

Regular education initiative was not completely cuccessful?

It would appear so.